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"I am Goku
Well I am Goku and I say awww come on guys I think it's kind of funny.... just like when they made a movie about us all fighting cell. But if you want another opinion here is my buddy Patrick.
Patrick: Hey thanks Goku, well I agree with all of you who are not retarded in other words , this movie is going to suck, and not just cause they made my bro Goku be a white guy, its just well cause every damn character is screwed up. Plus am I the only one who thinks that lazy eyed douche of a samurai from last samurai is gay. Well in case you didn't know he is, hell make Roshi an old white guy for all I care, Make Goku a white guy? Sure as long as he actually looks like Goku. I mean comeon asians do not look anything like Goku sorry but big eyes and light skin are not common traits in asians last I checked, except for me that is, yes I am asian so all you people who are gonna say something about that just be jealous that I am the only one that is asian and has a huge c#ck too. But to close yes this movie will be gay gayer that richard simmons, gayer than hillcrest, CA, or San Fran for you inlanders, Gayer than well if you invent a gay machine that produces things that are Gay and you turn the gay knob all the way up to maximum gayness, this movie will be a super saiyagay version of that. Bulma looks kind of hot though. Anything to add Goku ?
Goku: ummm can we eat now ?
Patrick: But what about this gay movie isn't there anything we can do ?
Goku: oh yeah what about Vegeta?
Vegeta: Let them make it, I'll just destroy them..
Patrick: Ok but not Bulma I'm gonna hit that later.. "

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"Vampire Lowell 16/12/08(Tue)22:34 No. 10473

If anyone gets on the elevator with a tank im giving them a shotgun facelift, I dont care how much I trust them."

- 'Vampire Lowell' on the oxygen tank causing clippage of players through lift on No Mercy 4, /z/, Fighting Amphibians.

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Every USB port but two have broken. My headphones use USB and so do my mouse and keyboard. Motherfucker.